Things I’ve Learned in My 65th Year! _ Gerry Hancock

Things I’ve Learned in My 65th Year!

There are, it seems,
Only 20 to 25,000 polar bears left in the wild.

Baby vomit projectiles still fly at exactly
1km per hour quicker than you can.

Niall Toibin died today and surprised many
Who thought him already dead.

A school inspection is still a scary thing for all -
Except the “retired” substitute teacher.

In the Dáil an idiot took his lead from Trump and Johnson
And embarrassed us all and shamed himself.

If all the change in my wallet was laid to end to end
It would still only stretch from here to there.